Hell!

[sherryillk]

Who the hell are these people who keep on sending me Japanese spam email?

This is the latest one:

はじめまして。藤堂理沙といいます。27歳です。
あなたのプロフィールを見たところお近くにお住まいのようでしたし、楽しくお付き合いできる方を探しててメールしました。
正直に自己紹介させていただきますと理沙は結婚暦3年の主婦なんです。。。
お恥ずかしい話、セックスレスで身体がなんとなく寂しというか不安で。
いきなり不快にさせてしまったらごめんなさい。
でも・・・本当に悩んでいるのです。
暇とお金は余裕があります。
一晩だけでもご一緒してくれたら・・・あなたにステキな夜をプレゼント出来るような気がします。
もちろん、その気があったらですけれども。。。
性格はタレントの梨花に似ているとよく言われますが、あそこまでは騒がしくない女だと思ってます。
好きな事は料理(特に煮物)と、ドライブ、温泉めぐり。
仕事は化粧品やダイエット商品を販売している会社でカタログの編集をやっています。
気を張らずにリラックスした関係でいられて、秘密厳守なお付き合いが出来ることがこちらの希望です。
こんな私ですがデートに連れ出してもらえませんか。
働いてますが時間の都合はつけやすいと思います。
車でお迎えにも行けますので♪
よかったらお返事くださいね。

I have no idea what it says but I think it's something about housewives and relationships? *makes a face* I don't need something like this, thank you very much.

They've even found me on my obscure email that I hardly ever give out... I don't know why the hell they think I would respond, much less be able to understand what the hell they're writing about...

Comments

[ames-909.livejournal.com]

One of my friends got the exact same spam... it's supposed to be from some 27 year old guy who's trying to solicit sex from you, and hoping you'll keep it a secret affair from his wife of 3 years... needless to say, it's spam through and through :/

[sherryillk.livejournal.com]

I thought it was something like that. It's so annoying getting these... It's like the fourth one I've received. *makes a face*

[(Anonymous)]

are u taking requests? do you have any more songs from Chang Hui Mei?

oh and i remember reading a post about you and janet being different and not friends anymore..now u wish she was at a premed club meeting..are you guys friends again??

:)

[sherryillk.livejournal.com]

Janet and I have never ceased to be friends. I have issues with her personality and I'm sure she has the same about me but we're not so petty as to ruin a good friendship because of that.

And I don't have anything of Chang Hui Mei other than that one song. I don't even know who she is, so sorry.